But, imagine our joy when this month's hot cover girl, Keira Knightley, is trailered thus: “Celebrity Interview: Keira Knightley on fame, fashion and farmers' markets!”.
And inside, here is the handsome Miss Knightley in reply to this penetrating enquiry:
“So we won't see you partying till dawn soon, then?” (how do they think them up?!)
To which Keira says: “I'd fall asleep first!... In fact, I'd rather go to a London farmers' market than go to a club. It's the thing that makes me most happy!”
So. Clubbing: passé.
Farmers' Markets: packed with celebs like Keira Knightley, therefore deeply cool, and very hot.